What I Learned About Religion In The United States Today

First, here's a breakdown of South Dakotans' religious leanings according to a Pew Poll reported in USA Today:

Then I heard this song on from a 2009 episode of Prairie Home Companion while driving home. Go to 42:40 to hear the song sung

Baptists in a twist
They backslide and they leave the group
Jews, get the blues,
And have a bowl of chicken soup

Mormons the chosen ones
They have their secret underwear
Pentecostals are hostile
To anyone without a prayer.

Lutherans aren't much fun
They're northern folks and they are cold;
The Brethren only take men
Episcopalians all are old.