Quotation Of The Day: Spam Edition

From this IO9.com post that creates a new weird math,

The ingredients label for a can of Hormel'sSPAM with bacon — that non-perishable staple of survival kits the world over — lists "pork," "ham" and "bacon." Separately. In that order. . . . .

So there you have it. Pork ≠ ham ≠ bacon. Though I suppose pork could technically count as either ham or bacon, but not vice versa... like a square v. rectangle situation. In any case, it's something to talk about with your fellow survivors while you're all cracking open cans of SPAM and riding out the apocalypse.

Breakfast of survivalist champions everywhere

What would Homer Simpson say?