Sunday, February 3, 2013

The NRA Hates Hallmark

In Septemember, the NRA published an enemies list. The list includes dastardly folk like the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association. I'm guessing both groups might expand the number of people deemed too mentally unstable to buy a firearm.

The list also includes Hollywood luminaries like Kevin Bacon whose character asked for a gun from the FBI on a recent episode The Following.

My personal favorite is a member of the list of Anti-Gun Corporations/Corporate Heads: Hallmark Cards. I'm guessing it's because Hallmark didn't publish a card with doggeral like

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We got shotguns at our wedding
And so can you

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